Dating etiquette going dutch


04-Jul-2020 10:02

Your date will immediately assess you as being high maintenance, while he drinks his glass of tap water. The Dutch male is used to the fashion sense of the “doe maar gewoon” Dutch female.

In other words, denim, shapeless boots, a top that clashes so badly with the rest of the outfit that you’d think Stevie Wonder was their personal stylist, and hair that would make a perfect nest for any passing bird.

The previously charming Dutchmen then breaks out into a cold sweat and looks at the bill, at you, at the bill, then at you again, and there is a silence so deep that you can hear the female mice in the cafe coughing. Do not under any circumstances expect him to pay your part of the bill.

A female friend and sometimes running partner of the Shallow Man was having a massage in a place in the Rivierenbuurt.

” To which the response was, “pressure point massage.” The inquisitive chap on the other side of the curtain pressed on. ” the voice of the staff member was now getting louder, “we do normal massage.” The English voice pressed on and finally got to the point, “what about a happy ending?

” At which point the response was “you dirty man, you get out now!

This, in turn, has led to the Dutch male being one of the laziest when it comes to chasing women, as generally, they don’t really need to.

The antelope calls the shots and the Lion simply needs to drink his biertjes and wait to be hunted.The shallow man advises that on the day of the date, that you put your TV on Nederland een, between 7 and 9 and watch Vandaag de Dag.



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