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No matter how your dates turn out, reading funny dating quotes can always keep your grounded and feel light-hearted.Remember, there’s always a next time if it didn’t work out.Doug Coupland Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?Rita Rudner I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.Rodney Dangerfield My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.Jenny Mc Carthy I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. Gracie Hart Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
These funny dating quotes are for most everyone – whether you are going to your first date or have been through several relationships.Lorna Adler Date Night is insurance for your marriage. Dave Attell My father always said, ‘Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.’ So on our first date I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher.