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Well girl, you can finally drop those tense shoulders and r-e-l-a-x.We girls (most of us) have a natural, deep-seated respect for the sexuality of another woman.When you’re swimming in the boy-girl pool, it almost feels to get noticed because you're caught up in a terrifying tidal wave made up of masses of over-eager “girls-seeking-boys.” The straight scene is one giant, over-saturated, heterosexual hot mess.How very different it is for Girl-Seeking-Girl: When fresh meat first comes into stock at our local lady market, lesbians will FLOCK to her with an epic intensity, akin to wild birds flying south to avoid the bitter chill of nuclear winter.I’m going to bore you with a prehistorically old joke lesbians have been telling since the beginning of time.I’m sure you've heard it 90,000 times before and if you haven’t heard it yet -- you NEED to (this is a safe place for you to learn the basics sans judgment): This wildly popular lesbian cliché is rooted in truth.For it's your first look into the window of who we are, and we’re well aware of it.If a girl picks out a cute, locally-sourced indie gem in Brooklyn, it’s very telling -- same goes for sports bar, posh hotel bar, dimly-lit lounge, or a five star f*cking restaurant.
The moment has come to accept the glorious fact that the real reason you hate your BFF’s boyfriend is simply because you wish it was YOU, NOT HIM, sleeping in her bed.
The time has come my fellow precious, lady-loving, Sapphic Sisters to get the f*ck out of the closet.
I don't care how you wish to identify (lesbian, bisexual, queer, questioning, pansexual, WHATEVER).
On the flip, there is always the fear that if you wait too long to put out, he will get bored and flee the country of you, immigrating to a new girl.
It’s a dangerous game, chock full of paranoia and power play.
Which leads us into the next FACT: The whole activity of sex is just different with a girl.